Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 08, 2023

Ka-oops.

Do it the pirate way, Cobra. Get a board and make him walk the plank.

Cobra Strike!

Ka-boot!

Feels like there was a bit of a leap here. Yesterday, he had a gun to her head on land. Today, no gun, and they’re on a ship. How did she get away from him? I need that link because my feeble brain can’t fill in the blanks.

And with that mammoth-tush, she can’t miss Ka-Punt!!!

She’s going to kick you so hard that you’ll taste the dirt on her boot heels.

If he jumps ship maybe he can swim over to where the blackmail sheet is since most times paper floats on water. But that was a great ka-snatch and ka-drop !

These boots are made for kickin’…

That evidence got dropped faster than the plots here

Flattery will get you nowhere, Von Lobos, not when Cobra is this…“upset.” You just better hope that kicking your “heinie” is all she’ll do. Is your Scorpion Medical Plan paid up?

The image of any random bird coming out of nowhere and snatching the papers out of his hand, along with the expression on his face will have me ka-snickering the rest of today!

KA-BEND OVER!

Between Rip’s giggling knuckles and Cobra’s boots, Ol’ Mammoth Tush is in for a world of pain.

That sea gull thought he was holding a big, KA-SANDWICH!

ka-butt boot

LOL! :)

No. No. Only Rip ka-something. It’s his trademark

That’s a unique way of giving him the bird.