The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 20, 2023

more bounce to the ounce

The Hundred Acre Wood sure has modernized!

The most wonderful thing about Tiggers is, that he is the only one.

i don’t get it

boing, boing…….ZAP

More bounce to the ounce?

The fresh scent gets rid of the Pooh smell.

Tiggers don’t jump — they bounce

This is a sad revelation. I thought Tigger’s bounce was all natural.

Eeyore uses Down-y.

Ah, thanks, now I have that wonderful song in my head. [walks off, singing:] The wonderful thing about Tiggers, is Tiggers are wonderful things! Their tops are made out of rubber, their bottoms are made out of springs! They’re bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncyFun, fun, fun, fun, fun!But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers isthat I’m the only one

I-I-I’m…the only one!

They give Tigger more spring to his step, except when they lock him in a rubber room.

(((( BOING )))). (((((BOING))))) ((((((BOING)))))

Which one of them has a problem with static cling?

These must be yours ‘cause they’re not Eeyore’s.

Winnie looks obese!

I would say Mr. Hillburn watches WAY too much Winnie The Pooh.

Oh…d-d-d-d-dear!

‘Cause that’s what Tiggers do best!

So what’s in Winnie’s bathroom?

tigger really knows his sheets…

Tigger’s getting intervention and trying wean himself from his addition. That’s a no sheeter!

cartoonist=moron.