Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 18, 2023

Good luck with that

One time there was a two boardroom apartment.

Just a little something off of Park Place.

Sorry, but the ad was for a bored room apartment.

Sorry, it is “NO Smoking”….. SLAM……!

Sorry, that’s actually a 1 bored room apartment, or was that 1 board room (the other rooms being cinder block).

Does the boardroom come furnished with a chair, man?

Those lockers are very low on the wall.

I’m not getting the joke here at all. Why would a gentleman come looking for a boardroom (much less “1-Boardroom”) in a place where rooms are to let??