Marmaduke by Brad Anderson for July 18, 2023

You’’ll never be adept @ "lever"germain.

Get a “Lazy Boy®” couch instead, ….. Phil!!

;-)

To you, it may not; but to Marm it is!

Did you read all the instructions and warnings that came with the chair?

What instructions and warnings did Marmaduke come with?

sure it was, it works most of the time at my house. ;)

It was at our house. Our Rottweilers and an English Mastiff always took it as an invitation.

The chair is in bath position

A Great Dane never needs or waits for an invitation to get into a lap.

Marm will get off your lap …… as soon as you get out of the chair …… “SO” he can have it all for himself ……. :)

Marm assumed it was a "Bark"alounger.

Phil Marm wants to cuddle with you

He should get a cat.

Oh, c’mon! In what world is that NOT an invitation?