Lio by Mark Tatulli for July 21, 2023

Crab Day is coming….

Looks like the crabs are crabby.

At least, that’s THIS kind of crabs.

Crabs Walk Sideways.

I can see the ad now: “Crab cakes…made with 100% real crab!”

Where are the Paddy cakes?

I’ll take Crabby cakes with out the claws, for 300.00 Alex!

Mmm, just the way I like ’em, with extra crab!

Alternate: Oh good, it looks like the crabs got theirs already.

The reason they are crabby is because they are about to get eaten.

As a Marylander, I know which box I would go for.

Hey, at least you would know they are fresh!

Don’t wanna see the babycakes.

I think there’s an ointment for that.