Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 21, 2023

Well, they can’t all be gems.

Not exactly a top heavy girl

Is she mooning him?

Use protection. She’s a Fertile Crescent.

At least they’re both ectomorphs.

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https://i.ibb.co/nfy4TVf/Quick-Lump.jpg

I just don’t know what they see in each other. Could be a sticky relationship.

She reflects back his glow.

It’s just a phase. Give it time.

I rather like seeing the texture of the paper.

And you’re not all there.

You are a Pac Woman, and I but a mere dot

We can compromise and meet at noon at the Shady Lady cafe…lmk

Ask yourself if this will continually wax and wane? Can you stand the lunacy?

One of them has a sunny disposition.

Play This:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gD2fXnwkhmE&ab_channel=YaelLavie

“It’s like you’re not all there.”

One’s a fly-by-night operator, the other is mooning. A relationship made in the heavens!

Did xkcd make a wrong turn at Albuquerque?