Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 29, 2023

Oops!

How can the sunblock stay on (his nose) but his pants fall off? By the way, nice dive Norm.

This is exactly how I remember what occurred on every episode of Baywatch. The only difference between this and Baywatch is David Hasselhoff didn’t have water wings.

Reach, throw, and row all come before go.

My internet finally works at $199 per month. horrible evening. Anyhoo…stay in the water till you get your trunks on, Please!

Will there be a punishment for the “false alarm”?

Yeah, that could be embarrassing…exposing his shortcomings to the world.

diving with floatees on…..hmm

And when he gets out, Echo goes “sploosh”.