WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for July 26, 2023

The cycle of life

You’re looking at the right one dude. The motorcycle that’s the ticket.

If you have to think about it you ain’t in it.

An environmentalist with a mid-life crisis.

Motorcycle, marathon or mistress. At least it’s not a triathlon bike…

Dude, chose the one that will do your body the most good.

Choose the motorcycle, like my neighbor did…he’s closer to death than it appears….GRRRRRRRRR☹️

Get a tricycle with a basket in the back and the front.

Electric bike?

I opted for hiking. Less expensive and – based on the emergency responses for mountain bikers I’ve seen in the forest – the injuries generally aren’t as severe.

No one takes you seriously now, so you might as well just pick one.

Might as well go “Full-On Cartoonist” and get the unicycle. Mine’s an Off-Road model.

Search MUNI on the YouTubes. I dare ya.

One time I was 46 years old. No boss can legally fire someone for getting a unicycle. You can spend your money on anything you want. Now if you get hurt bad enough trying to ride a unicycle, you can collect disability.

I learned to ride a uni cycle when I was 40