WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for July 29, 2023

Another crime?

I’d say dancing to Britney Spears is a crime.

Ooh, I’d say that is a pretty damming confession. Threaten to play it for his bike club buddies and listen to him sing.

She had some bangers, who could blame him?

I’ve been told my dancing is like Elaine from Seinfeld.

That is a crime………..

He’ll have fun in jail…

Always amazes me how criminals don’t have the sense to demand an attorney, and then shut up until they arrive.

What crimes? I didn’t commit any, so why should I confess to them.

Practicing for the State Farm employees.

That’s enough to qualify for the death penalty.

The old confused cop/bored cop routine.

If that’s not a crime, it should be.