Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for July 28, 2023

And he’s not flat like a pancake? Give him another ticket!

Yesterday, I gave a warning to a texting young lady who, due to her totally immersed texting was blocking the aisle in my restaurant. While she didn’t take to my warning too well, she didn’t block the aisles while texting either.

I’ve been plowed into and almost knocked down by people walking and texting.

no slaps with a rolled up journal?

If getting a ticket like that stops you from doing it again, then the cop probably saved your life by giving it to you. You’re welcome.

There are a lot of jealous squirrels and possums reading this.

That happened to a guy that worked for me, probably twenty years ago.

Shouldn’t he have been on a leash?

If it’s not a crime, it should be.

Haha! XD