Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 24, 2023

Ha ha! I told you it would on Friday!

Rip ain’t dead. Just playing possum.

Ka-Huh???

I feel sorry for that poor bullet.

He’s going to wake up with a headache that only his fists can cure.

I hear . . . giggling . . .

Does Diablo actually think he made a kill shot on Rip? Well, he’ll obviously find out how wrong he is, when RIp’s giggling fists meet his face.

That boy’s got a lot to learn.

KA-BUZZARDS!

They don’t know Rip very well, do they?

Did Diablo never watch Zombieland? Double tap, dude!

“A hit, a very palpable hit.” — Hamlet