Lola by Todd Clark for August 31, 2023

Wrong warning. It’s “INCOMING”.

Fortunately the prize wasn’t a bowling ball.

What is a T-shirt cannon?

Every party has a pooper,

that’s why I invited you.

Party pooper, party pooper.

The minute you walked through the door,

I knew that you couldn’t take any more.

Party pooper, party pooper.

As I look at you through wasted eyes,

you look like you’re wearing a disguise.

Party pooper, party pooper.

Just give me another drink,

so I can continue not to think.

Party pooper, party pooper.

So tonight if I say something wrong,

like you really don’t belong.

Party pooper, party pooper.

Then tomorrow when I sober up,

while I’m holding my coffee cup.

Party pooper, party pooper.

I won’t have to apologize,

saying drunkenness spewed the lies.

Party pooper, party pooper.

But at this party I don’t care,

life really isn’t fair.

Party pooper, party pooper.

I’ll just dance and sing my song,

knowing that you won’t sing along.

Party pooper, party pooper.

Every pooper has a party

that’s you you you you.

Pooper party pooper pooper.

Aim above their heads Lola! SMH ◑◡◐

oh let her