A young squire wanted to be a great hero. A kindly wizard gave him a flying pickle that he could ride into battle. One day a messenger rode breathless into the castle.
‘The Mongols have captured Princess Penelope!’
The King turned to the squire. ‘Can your magic pickle fly fast enough to save her?’
Differentname about 1 year ago
A young squire wanted to be a great hero. A kindly wizard gave him a flying pickle that he could ride into battle. One day a messenger rode breathless into the castle.
‘The Mongols have captured Princess Penelope!’
The King turned to the squire. ‘Can your magic pickle fly fast enough to save her?’
‘Yes, I will hie on this dill.’
Olddog1 about 1 year ago
Please.
rmercer Premium Member about 1 year ago
Fortunately, that’s hardly a conspicuous location…
Ida No about 1 year ago
Zach is killing it now.
mistercatworks about 1 year ago
Recognizable cliches work better.
Dave about 1 year ago
Ironical.
john.hubbling about 1 year ago
So you are saying a fair maiden may get to ride on my magic pickle?