Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 03, 2023

Wiz is on the right track.

You may need to lay some more track to accommodate the recoil.

Hitler had those, only his were bigger

Matilda, I think it was called?

That’s the first rail gun!

Hopefully the track is straight and the Huns line up on it

That looks more like a tank than a train.

Gustav?

Wiz missed the invention of the caterpillar track.

Bullet train???

But don’t the Huns have to attack only from a certain direction to make it useful?

A really dumb idea, there, Wiz. It can only go where there are tracks laid out, and it has no turret so It can only fire forward. Luckily it can fire at multiple angles, but that’s its only design innovation.

Interesting idea, Wiz…but I have a feeling Rodney would screw that up anyway…

Dead end weapons system, lol!

Chugga chugga boom boom!

just wanna say tanks, tanks alot

Looks like it only goes up and down, you will have to find enemies that line up with the rails.

Reminds me of a boss battle I played in metal slug

Now he needs to invent the Navy to operate that thing….

Now that you have it, Wiz, what are you going to do with it?

I heard that, before they built the Panama canal they had to build a railroad. …and cure malaria.

Quite attracktive.

That doesn’t seem very practical. What happens when it’s attacked from the side?

The King will definitely appreciate this invention…..

Narrow gauge?

This is an effective way to prevent head-on collisions.

Attention Germany.