Next Door Neighbors by Pat Sandy for July 27, 2023

I’d leave everything on the counter and walk away.

How can anyone forget the twirlers? No wonder she was outraged. They better be Barbie pink.

And if you want to take a picture with the Barbie cutout ( your own camera). Well, that’s only 59.95

Worth every ¢ent

Yup! Worth it! I’m talking Hello Kitty level worth it!

Licensing fees, ya know?

The cost of one outfit, not bad!

Overpriced by at least 95%

Like expensive jewelry, there’s a reason those movie snacks are behind glass.

I prefer winter time movie viewing. Big parkas with big pockets, all the better to bring in your own drinks and candy. And macadamia nut toll house cookies.

The Twizzlers add another $24.05 to the bill, making a total of $300.00.

Yo, I had the Barbie Corvette. Mine was silver! And I lost the steering wheel, but she still managed to get places. (I also made a huge van out of a cardboard box – the seats were Velveeta cheese boxes and the wheels were couch casters. It mostly just went in circles, but I could get a LOT of Barbies in there.)

I imagine the Ken kitsch would be a lot cheaper, if one were so inclined. Mens goods and services generally seem to be, maybe because women want to feel treated and are willing to pay more for what’s practically the same.

The popcorn bundle doesn’t include pop?