Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for August 12, 2023

Chug do you have a brother named Lug ?

I was named after corn.

That makes sense. Someone drank his dad, and he was born.

After being filtered, of course. Oh, and purified.

Are you part of the Glug family???

My guess is that he would be “A-Lug”, Maybe even a Roger Miller fan.

So he had a foam head…did he?

“He had a glass jaw, though…”

“Eventually, we had to take him to the Old Flat’s Home. Momma was unconsumable…”

♬ chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug; makes you wanna holler heidy-ho…

… AND Chug’s mama was a box of Chardonnay …!

( CaFfEiNe❗️)

I have been waiting all week for a strange punchline. Some water bottles can NOT be Re-used. Something to do with the plastic in the bottle itself.

Makes me wonder how Safe is the water in the first place?

I was named after everyone who was named before me, which is a whole lotta people.