Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 11, 2023

judging by his last name, yeah, he is big, Flo.

a burn on Bernie!

OUCH!

I bobbed and weaved but only one eye would not be denied.

Apparently, Andy did not fare too badly in the ‘bust up’. He still has his Capp on.

I got into a fight with a guy who had a lazy eye.

I just didn’t like the way he was looking at me.

How do you befriend someone with a lazy eye?

Look them right in the eye and look the other way.

Knew a guy named Bernie, big guy, thought he was a tough guy and would push the laborers around, he tried it with my nephew, wrong move for Bernie, my nephew kicked the (you know what out of him) the bigger they are, the harder they fall.

Looks like Andy didn’t win. But the issue cleared his head enough that he didn’t fall into the canal.

Nice straight line Andy, Flo couldn’t resist the burn.

Bernie Braithwaite? Wasn’t he the bloke who taught at the local secondary school who was fired because he couldn’t keep his pupils together? Oi!

Well Flo, there is nothing lazy about his thirst.

The laziest people involved in this are the CARTOONISTS! Very weak and very obvious punch line, with cut-and-paste art. Wonder if it took them five whole minutes to do this one……..

If there’s one thing I’m really grateful for in life is the fact that our thoughts are not visible to other people. I would be in deep trouble if some people could see what I was thinking. I don’t have anything against all this AI stuff but when it comes to some sort of invention that can see people’s thoughts, that’s where I draw the line.

Just no.

xxx

@Everyone

In December last year, I adopted a tree in Nepal whom I named “Annelise Jr”

Tomorrow she is turning 2 years old. Unfortunately I don’t have any up to date photos of her. I enquired about this and I was told they don’t take regular photos of the trees due to cost. She is currently 131 cm in height.

Anyway, I have some news. Annelise Jr will be getting a sibling later this year. The new tree will be located in Brazil. I already have a name for the new tree but that will be revealed on the day I get it.

None of this is costing money. All I do is exchange points I earn from doing surveys to adopt a tree. I usually go down the PayPal route as you know. I plan to adopt 3 trees altogether.

Have a great weekend one and all. See you on Monday.

Don’t forget, Flo, he is YOUR lazy fella…

A highly accurate description of Andy.

Sounds like a lazy fight.