Rubes by Leigh Rubin for August 10, 2023

That’s why I read slow. To avoid the cops.

Not to worry rapid readers, it’s only a Florida school library.

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I’m a fast reader, and see no reason why I should be penalized for it.

Uhoh I went 10 words over the read limit. Hope he didn’t notice

If you get caught three times, they revoke your poetic license.

Does anyone conduct the Evelyn Woods Speed Reading Course?

Was this in Floriduh or Texass?

This reminds me of the late Bob Einstein (AKA Super Dave Osborne) pulling over Liberace on the Smothers Brothers.

https://youtu.be/biPiMrgHMpo

I thought it was a FL book inspector

Wait a second!….is that the cop from the Village People???