Monty by Jim Meddick for August 19, 2023

I really hope the mechanical shark from the movie Jaws is in tomorrows strip!

as he dives into the steps

Forgot your snorkle dip wad.

Now remove the water from the pool. Please.

Wasn’t Sedgewick doing “cannonballs” a few days ago? Or don’t they count as a “dive”?

Where’s his nose plugs, where’s his bathing cap where’s his water-wings? Isn’t Jarvis going to hold him up and be wet for him too?

Agnes needs a diving board like that. She has unreasonable fears about the high dive and never manages to make one.

Just flip it upside down instead.

Steady, steady. . . :)

Man, Jarvis missed out on a great opportunity!

I know Mr.Meddick is mocking the rich, but this brat irks the begeezus outta me (and i love it)

He’ll enjoy diving with those goggles on.

Such a sweet boy….drown him Jarvis…..you know you want to!

Jarvis ! Please! Lower the diving board to the bottom of the deep end of the pool!

At least the vexatious little narcissist will have to Shut Up then!

If only this were true for the real spawn of Plutocrats.

Continuity means nothing. Jarvis, don’t forget the piranha