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I have achieved one of my primary goals. I have retired comfortably with my health and sanity approximately 70% intact. I am approaching 71 and am well into the 21st Century. I think I’m catching my second wind and my third childhood.
dadthedawg Premium Member over 1 year ago
It was another robocall…..
Imagine over 1 year ago
It got disconnected.
Prey over 1 year ago
I wondered about my calling until I realised my number was unlisted.
Just-me over 1 year ago
No message and a busy signal on the call back…
DaBump Premium Member over 1 year ago
If I had one, I missed it somewhere. Kids, don’t wait for one — pick something and go for it.
dbrucepm over 1 year ago
When I’m calling you-ou-ou-ou-ou Life via Nelson Eddie
oakie817 over 1 year ago
calling in life? i’ve been a telemarketer for 32 years (but you call me)
Norris66 over 1 year ago
My voicemail box was full. ;(
preacherman Premium Member over 1 year ago
My calling in life is just now coming into reality. It took me most of my lifetime to reach it.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 1 year ago
Call me Ishmael.
Jingles over 1 year ago
i think unemployed folks in the US should band together and start robo-dialing scam calls to India.
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
Mine was more of a teleconference.
pflutke59 over 1 year ago
Still searching. No answer after 74 years.
kathleenhicks62 over 1 year ago
Mine went to voice mail also
prrdh over 1 year ago
It came in just as the system was switching to VOIP and it went into the bit bucket.
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
He was hoping it would be obscene.
ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago
“Sure, Doc, I’m a world famous novelist trapped inside a second-rate journalist’s body.”
rwh2 over 1 year ago
When my ship came in, it was a garbage scow.
eddi-TBH over 1 year ago
I have achieved one of my primary goals. I have retired comfortably with my health and sanity approximately 70% intact. I am approaching 71 and am well into the 21st Century. I think I’m catching my second wind and my third childhood.