The answer to Sluggo’s question is that when you look straight down, you see any gaps between blades of grass, but at a distance all but the biggest gaps are hidden. So the grass literally looks greener the farther away you look.
Why is the grass always greener on the other side, you may ask. It all has to do with natural fertilization. When the chicken crosses the road, it is to defecate on the other side.
dvandom 11 months ago
The answer to Sluggo’s question is that when you look straight down, you see any gaps between blades of grass, but at a distance all but the biggest gaps are hidden. So the grass literally looks greener the farther away you look.
danketaz Premium Member 11 months ago
Sluggo’s needling Nancy about her lousy lawn care again.
dcdete. 11 months ago
Keeping to the color theme, I have always wondered why since the sky is blue, why is the sky bluer at high noon than it is blue at sunset?
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 11 months ago
Is a thought of a unicorn a real thought?
wesleylscott1 11 months ago
Why is the grass always greener on the other side, you may ask. It all has to do with natural fertilization. When the chicken crosses the road, it is to defecate on the other side.
Decepticomic 11 months ago
She’s right. That question sucks. It was bad, and you should feel bad, Sluggo.
dputhoff62 11 months ago
To answer Sluggo’s question, human nature.