Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 15, 2023

Except Andy’s wallet was empty.

touché, Murray. Chapeau!

Wicked burn Murray! Andy treats his wallet like a grave…when it’s open it’s empty!

I couldn’t think of a comment so I’ll just say: hi folks.

My doctor says I’m in good shape for a man of my age, but that’s the same thing they say about King Tut.

Being shut is Andy’s wallet’s natural state.

Robert Subtle was not known for diplomacy.

Tutancappy

With Andy is that TOOT in the common room.

Atta boy, Andy…….

Andy has a wallet?

JOLLY GOOD POINT, OL’ CHAP!! LOL!!

maybe Andy is afraid of the “curse of the open wallet”?

Carter’s expedition was funded by the real-life owner of Highclere Castle (an earl?), the setting for Downtown Abbey.

Andy doesn’t have a wallet. Never needed one.

A few dead moths but no dead Pharos.

Andy’s got deep pockets but short arms!

Why would Andy have a wallet, he has nothing to put in it.

And Andy says “I’ll drink your beer to that”.

“AND THAT’S WHEN THE FIGHT STARTED!”

Never turn your back to your beer, Murray, when Andy is around.

Oof! Crash and burn.

xxx

I once went to the King Tut exhibit at the Pacific Science Center some time back. Quite fascinating.

“That crack makes it your round, mate.”