Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for August 28, 2023

What’s Grimmy’s story?

Toilet water, the gateway drink.

This one reminds me of an old Tex Avery Looney Tunes cartoon. That dog marched up a snowy mountain to rescue a hurt and stranded climber, found his body, took out his kit and made his self a martini, and just trotted off leaving the poor guy in the snow.

Step one would be ditching the little keg.

I once got a free 1.5oz flask from Jim Beam – and wasn’t impressed. Then I got a 3oz flask as a gift – and wasn’t impressed. I bought a couple of 8oz flasks, but they won’t last a whole weekend.

Then I found the 18oz Flask – too big to fit in any pocket, but has enough to do the job and share with others.

St. Bernard, the Vatican just unsainted you, so there…

Human or dog – why would you want to drink poison?

What’s the story with the others? Go crazy at the mention of the word “Squirrel?”

It’s lonely out there on the mountains.

Poor Guy ….. got into it when things got “RUFF” ……. ;)

I am not going to say it’s a good habit but…depending on the people he had to save, I guess I could understand too.

Well, it’s a stressful job he’s got!

Poor Bernardo. Such a tragedy.

Haha! (＾▽＾)