Close to Home by John McPherson for August 22, 2023

“Hot enough for ya?” “But it’s a dry heat” (just two hot weather comments from hell!)

Bleeb appears to be comfortable.

That is not the dress you want to be looking up, Bleeb!

“Flight of the Phoenix” on steroids.

At least it’s cooler here than normal. Hasn’t been a single day over 120 this year.

Oooh, I bet saying that in front of a demon is not going to end well for you.

It’s the Me Monster from Brian Regan.

And now the head dome has reached Nashville. :-(

Wait! I think know that guy!

Ha! Green Plaid Alert! Everybody do a shot! It’s Tequila Tuesday, but there’s no commitment to Tequila, it’s an acquired thing, pick what you want!

Good grief, Bleeb!! You are barely back from vacation and, not only are you in Heck again, but you are definitely looking up the wrong dress . . . uh robe, toga or whatever that thing is.

That’s with dry heat

Okay. I have to say it. “At least it’s a dry heat.” Okay. “That’s all I have to say about that.”

The Devil made him do it.

SW Ga. We have had several days of regular 100°+ with 7-11° heat index. This week predicting 5 days 100. With a couple of 105° w a smaller heat index.

Phoenix is not known for its quality dental care.

“It’s a tribute to man’s arrogance.” – Peggy Hill from “King of the Hill.” That quote is all I think of when I hear about Phoenix.

Only 3 comments about dry heat – anyone want to be #4?

This is where people from Phoenix go for vacation.

Kansas city’s heat index was 119° yesterday. The humidity was 100% again this morning but it’s already down to 86% at noon! It only feels like 106° out now. Yeah, it’s a wet heat.

I’ve said this before, but 50 years ago in June we got off a plane at Phoenix’s Sky Harbour at 7:30 in the evening after a long trip from Yurp and they made us disembark via the stairs into 105°.But it was a dry heat!

Anything over 100 F is hot, no matter where you are.

Eyeglasses must come in handy in Hell.

Hey George, we need to throw some more coal in the furnace !!!