Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for August 26, 2023

Meh. The trolley is insured.

Now that strange man on the trolley who is talking to himself gets into an argument…

I’m in the trolley? Usually I’m tied to the tracks somewhere.

They got rid of trolleys around here decades ago. I wonder if that decision was made for economic reasons, or to eliminate the possibility of this scenario occurring?

Tell me more about the people who would die in my choices or I’ll tun the trolley off of the tracks killing no one except totalling the trolley car and an old beat up chevy pick up truck

And as a result, your phone dies a horrific death….

Plus, it’s a supermarket trolley and you have no control over its direction because you are inside it. :)