Yaffle by Jeffrey Caulfield and Brian Ponshock for August 16, 2023

"Post"crastination.

You had to admire his diligence.

Extra from Jason & the Argonauts waiting for another movie role.

The Gateway computer is a clue here.

Hey, if the operator had answered he wouldn’t have been able to understand the accent anyway.

Wonder what the Hold music was/is??

Gasp! Gateway?

Make no bones about it! Waiting for a human is futile.

Press one for English

Press two for Español

If you know your party’s extension, please press it now.

All other calls wait on the line for the next available representative to assist you.

I was on the line for THREE hours with a rep…ATT …he was searching for the person who hacked into my hard drive and found it. Had to change all passwords and email addresses!

Interesting, we can see right through Yaffle in this one.

Harro, thanks you fol the wait. I Lobelta. How may I herp you?

Telemarketers have me on their Do Not Answer list. They play the message and hang up.

Just WAIT, Your call is important to us!

by this time he’s surely got to have a bone to pick…

He finally gets connected, only to discover he dialed the wrong company’s customer service number.

That’s the only Yaffle we get?