Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for September 20, 2023

Meghan, ask him about turtle wax!!!

There really is no call to write it.

At least make up some stories to spice up your obituary. I know that’s my plan❣️

Was there ever any mention of his wife?

Face facts, Fillmore, after hearing about how boring your life is, who’d want to read a memoir about that?

have a writer from CNN help you out. they are very creative

I have many stories to tell. And after April 15th 2025 there may be more once the NDA rolls off.

Not all people have a book in them. In fact most don’t even have a full sentence.

lol

Haha! (＾▽＾)