Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for August 24, 2023

Pssst, Angie, you can control the size of those meals.

Wow, eight meals a day! That’s like a grand feast.

You won’t look as fancy if you become a tubby tabby

My cats’ dishes get filled once a day, and it lasts them until the next morning.

Have you tried transcendental mediation?

Just make the meals smaller.

It’s hard to be fancy or tough when you weigh more than a pair of bowling balls.