Scary Gary by Mark Buford for August 30, 2023

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    I Mad Am I  11 months ago

    I have noticed an “evolution” in bird behavior. They have found tasty treats on car grills. Flocks of birds will patrol parking lots to feast!

    So… why am I surprised Leopold isn’t sucking the blood and gore off the front of the car?!

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    xSigoff Premium Member 11 months ago

    So… now Gary is giving tacit approval to Leopold’s murderous schemes? (yes)

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    Zebrastripes  11 months ago

    Gary isn’t at all surprised nor inquisitive about the blood….lol

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    PoodleGroomer  11 months ago

    Use blue instead of green or brown ones.

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    kmccjoe1  11 months ago

    Have you ever tried to give blood? It can be a real annoying experience. They ask so many questions, like— Whose blood is it? Why is it in buckets? What did you say your name was?

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    The Orange Mailman  11 months ago

    And wax it too. I’m taking Shapeshifter Sheila on a date.

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    CrzyDyeman  11 months ago

    How else do you get the brain bits off.

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    Sisyphos  11 months ago

    Is Gary blissfully ignorant (certainly possible!), or just inured to Leopold’s homicidal habits (also possible)? Or, just concerned for car care?

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