Scary Gary by Mark Buford for August 30, 2023

I have noticed an “evolution” in bird behavior. They have found tasty treats on car grills. Flocks of birds will patrol parking lots to feast!

So… why am I surprised Leopold isn’t sucking the blood and gore off the front of the car?!

So… now Gary is giving tacit approval to Leopold’s murderous schemes? (yes)

Gary isn’t at all surprised nor inquisitive about the blood….lol

Use blue instead of green or brown ones.

Have you ever tried to give blood? It can be a real annoying experience. They ask so many questions, like— Whose blood is it? Why is it in buckets? What did you say your name was?

And wax it too. I’m taking Shapeshifter Sheila on a date.

How else do you get the brain bits off.

Is Gary blissfully ignorant (certainly possible!), or just inured to Leopold’s homicidal habits (also possible)? Or, just concerned for car care?