Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for August 29, 2023

I was smashed when I grabbed her.

So … “Yes” to Assault, but “No” to Assault and Grabbery

And Trumptard says, “I plead partially guilty to grabbed but I never smashed.”. OK, he said grabbed, Stormy said small hands equal partial grab but you can’t really trust a woman who was paid $130,000 to exaggerate, can you?

“So the jewelry followed you out of the store because of your attractive personality?”