F Minus by Tony Carrillo for September 04, 2023

mhm i wonder how many birthdays out there that should be avoided

Don’t believe him. That’s just what they want you to think.

Rumors are so easy to start, but the gullibility of people to believe them is off the charts

paint a few signs – pay a few pro-protesters – get a couple of politicians to owe you a favor – have mainstream idiot media do a live coverage and whine how horrible rasist everyone is about it – and you too can have a bowel movement turned into a major distraction that brings in millions of dollars

I just watched this story on OAN, so it must be true

Do they really look like the sort of people who won’t tell anyone?

This is no less believable than many of the conspiracies already out there.

I imagine Q started similarly

Birds are really Government drones that are spying on us.

They believe the bowling ball theory, and now they’re on strike!

This wouldn’t actually surprise me…

So many of these things start with unlabeled copies of satire and personal jokes. I accidentally started the one about free solid gold iPhones on the back side of the Moon. Sorry about that. :)

Oy

I had no idea Republicans bowled. Good to know.

He could have backed out of the party by claiming illness. A lot cheaper and a much more convincing excuse!