Cornered by Mike Baldwin for October 18, 2023

That bottle & “shot” glasses are all the “Rx” this oaf needs to screw up.

I’d find another doctor, and fast!!!

Watch out! This doc is outta step with the times…and reality!

Watcha listenin’ to there doc?

Ticker? He’s listening to the Dow Jones report.

Is he a doctor or a Watchmaker?

Watch what you eat.

Now we know who watches the watchman

“Either this man is dead, or my watch has stopped.” —Groucho Marx

wait’ll he sees his bill…

I came in here so you could check my watch… I don’t think taking my clothes off was necessary!

Which watch is which?

He looks like a typical American these days

This reminds me of the old quack they had at my Mom’s nursing home.

He must be a specialist… and its not medicine.

His ticker is fine but his heart is arrhythmic.

Good thing he wound the watch this morning!

Again, with all the “Creators”…and three consecutively. Very suspicious, Mike.

How’s the heart sound while you’re down there…..

Probably can’t reach any higher.

60 ticks and 59 tocks per minute

ticker or treat

If he checks my ticker like that, he’d declare me dead.

It’s time to tell that doctor he needs to watch what he’s doing.

But your heart leaves a lot to be desired…

He’s a big fella!

I hope he doesn’t go into cardiac a wrist.