Tim Campbell for August 31, 2023

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    charliekane  10 months ago

    Yer gonna need bigger pencil . . .

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    braindead Premium Member 10 months ago

    What’s the big deal?

    Just another indication of how safe we are.

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    Sprarklin  10 months ago

    Start doing stabbings.

    From People:

    A 16-year-old girl has been charged with second-degree murder in the stabbing death of another 16-year-old female outside of a McDonald’s in Washington, D.C., in what authorities said was a dispute over sweet-and-sour sauce.

    In a press release, Metro Police said that authorities early Sunday morning responded to a report of a juvenile at a hospital who was being treated for stab wounds. The teen, later identified as Naima Liggon of Waldorf, Maryland, succumbed to her injuries, police said. Multiple outlets — including The Washington Post, NBC Washington and WTOP — reported on the incident. According to police, the fatal stabbing occurred outside of a McDonald’s in the 1900 block of 14th Street, Northwest. Liggon was taken to the hospital in a privately-owned vehicle.

    Metro Police also announced the arrest of a 16-year-old female, also of Waldorf. She was charged with second-degree murder while armed. Authorities said that a knife was found in the possession of the suspect when she was arrested.

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    willie_mctell  10 months ago

    “Lead in my pencil, it’s done gone bad. It’s the worst old feeling that I ever had.”—Johnnie Temple

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    ragsarooni Premium Member 10 months ago

    I’m surprised there’s even this much pencil left…..

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    brwydave Premium Member 10 months ago

    Your pencils is going to break before the GOP does.

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    Zebrastripes  10 months ago

    Unless lobbying stops it will continue. Buy a big pack of #2’s. That should hold you for a few more…

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    Conservative Man  10 months ago

    How about one for every criminal released without bail cartoon, oh that’s right you don’t criticize democts

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