Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for September 12, 2023

Poor life choices, Peter

Tony asked, about 6 hours ago

Do you go “mmmm?”

Only when I have my mouth full – or am biting my tongue.

How soon would Peg like her divorce?

Maybe Peter should either mind his own business, or get in on a conference call. I can hear him now…, Yo Peg, patch me in.

He may be about to say some things she wouldn’t want the person on the phone with her to hear.

Don’t worry Alexa will repeated if she don’t.

Hey, at least if tell Alexa, you won’t have to tell it to the government again when they investigate you as they will already have a transcript of it…..

If you bite your tongue….you go “Ouch”, not mmmmmmmmmm!

You know if you put it on speakerphone you won’t have to repeat it.

Did his forehead just turn into a buttcrack??