WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for September 23, 2023

Boxed.

Do you serve red wine or white wine with oysters?

Edgar Allen Poe’s side gig?

Oops! Allan

Ripple

Avoid the nice Cask of Amontillado.

I have an a-peeling little vintage right here.

Not wine, maybe beer?

Most likely the snobby clerk’s whine about having to sell to someone who couldn’t tell the difference between a Cabernet and a Merlot.

MD 20-20.

Everybody knows that you don’t drink wine with canned peeled tomatoes. You drink all the wine first.

Any rot gut with a twist cap should do it

Who cans peeled tomatoes?…

who eats peeled tomatoes straight from the can?

Strawberry Hill?

Any wine at all.

Thunderbird.