In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for September 18, 2023

The pitch clock is gonna kill these guys.

Or better yet, stay here in the dugout and help me eat these salty snacks.

Looks like it’s going to be a particularly fast game today.

I don’t think there’ll be any sliding into 2nd or 3rd bases!!

I bet they all wear shell suits.

But they are all sluggers when at the plate!

It’s the September Cub’s.

This is why they never play, “Do the Hussle” at the seventh inning stretch.

They would rather do the the fight song….swing to the left, swing to the right, keep on sliming, fight fight fight!

“Take your time boys. No, really.”

Go get a homeWALK

“Wow, what a great play! Let’s see that in slow motion!”

Right men for the job . .

…shouldn’t be a problem!