In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for September 22, 2023

200 yards away—konk—ᵒʷ!

Where-fore – What else can you expect when you tee off in the dark?

I doubt that’s the hole he’s thinking about.

In the Elizabethan period, “wherefore” meant “why,” and that meaning fits my badly hit drives even better. Many a time, I was left yelling, “WHY? WHY? Why can’t I hit the ball where I want it? Why the hell am I still torturing myself with this blasted game?”

No way that balcony passed building code requirements. Where is the railing?

Soft what flight from yonder window breaks.

Maybe it should be “Art Thou and Juliette”…

Take 2.

Act 2, Hole 2, Par 3.

Romeo art in the clouds.