Eek! by Scott Nickel for September 14, 2023

Only if you’re a zombie.

It applies to everything.

No, just for yours!!!

Due to the need for plot twists, Igor gets to use the five-hour rule.

Only if you are planning on eating it.

“Nope, but do not worry; we have a spare. Right there in your cranium.” BZZT.

By now, it’s really brain dead!

Better answer before the five seconds are up… ㋛

Aw, come on, Marty….

Only to Catholics…

It’s already in formaldehyde. How much harm could dropping it do?

This is when brainwashing is encouraged.

Nice side eye doc. :)

Probably……

The last thing the village needs is a monster who’s also a pervert.

Oopsie!

Scoop it up; no one will notice any difference.

(Ever hear of an “Abby Normal”?)