Baldo by Hector D. Cantú and Carlos Castellanos for September 25, 2023

It is common for very old people to lose track of time.

Great Aunt Rosaria had the right idea … if you’re going to lie about your age, go up, not down … always add years. It’s so much better to have people think you look younger than you say you are. If instead, you subtract 5 or 10 years, they’ll wonder why you look so old.

She loves cake and ice cream.

Gracie will remember this and do exactly the same in the future.

Two people alive at age 116 right now. Only one or two have lived to age 119.

Should Be Tia Rosaria ! HaHa

If it gets you the senior or seniora as the case may be, that’s all that counts……

I have a g-grandmother who did that same trick. Oh, the tales she told! Of course, if she was as old as she claimed, her children would’ve been born when she was in her 50s.