Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 14, 2023

It’s the only way women can get a head these days.

They’re obviously the marrying type.

You put your right foot in….

…well…

…technically, it’s only cannibalism if you swallow…

overachiever…

To protect and to serve, I guess.

Part praying mantis?

They’re always on the lookout for a male specie, start a romance and bite their heads off when least expected! It’s what they do.

Uh oh. It seems like they’re setting up a competition.

Well, Teresa, it seems clear that Dave is of Canada’s 38,847,059. So you can include him or leave him out, as long as your meaning is clear. Oh, and congratulations, Dave!

A formidable group.

Matriarchal Mantis Militia.

Wonder if there’s any Atheist Mantis’s?

small talk ;+)

And that’s only if the date goes WELL!

I know there were many times my wife wanted to bite my head off (and vice versa). Metaphorically speaking.

Lorena? Is that you?

So many delicious heads, so little time. Burp!

HEADS up, there’s a surprise staff MEATING in the conference room.

With their Late Medieval Plague-Doctor Masks, the ladies of the Cannibal Constabulary look rather formidable. But the truth is, they are just hungry for success, like any normal cannibal. Food is precious, my Precious!