Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’97: Wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience.
momofalex7 over 1 year ago
Yep, he’s a ginger.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 1 year ago
Have a Pale Ale instead.
silberdistel over 1 year ago
Yes, sunscreen is important! And it makes him slipery as well (otherwise it would be too less sunscreen). Just like oil on the old gladiators ;-)
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
His pal couldn’t wait, and he got the worst case of moonburn you’ll ever see.
Imagine over 1 year ago
At night, too?
DavidSharp Premium Member over 1 year ago
One way or the other, he’s gonna get tanned.
uniquename over 1 year ago
This may not make it outside.
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
“You wanna piece o’ me? Here, have some dead skin!”
WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago
Strange. I’ve never had a pal with whom I wanted to fight
Mike Baldwin creator over 1 year ago
Don’t slap it on too hard, you might knock yourself out!
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
Because l’m going to be working you over for a long time…..
Smokey412 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Like the old saying goes: Never bet on the white guy.
ars731 over 1 year ago
Sun cancer is no joke bro
Asharah over 1 year ago
Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’97: Wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience.