Batch Rejection by Garey McKee for September 18, 2023

after they make sure of the engine failure at the specified time.

Meh, I’m always in that last group and somehow it doesn’t bother me. As long as I can find a spot for my carry-on, it doesn’t really matter when I get on. It’s the same seat and the same row mates whether I get on early or late. Frankly, the less time I spend in the plane while it’s loading, the better.

The word is “steerage”.

Are they arriving any later?

Too bad “wealthy” people didn’t inherit brains and class! Along with their trust funds!

I never understood the airline logic of loading the plane front to back, should be the reverse, and it would go faster

While they were boarding those who needed assistance, I turned to the gentleman standing next to me and asked, “What if my handicap is emotional?” He made a face like he’d bit into a lemon, but he was amused.

Only after TSA get through clearing their chickens and goats.

They won’t, until the airline makes sure there’s no more room on the plane for them.

if you can afford to fly do pretend you are poor, think of the people who have to walk everywhere and can’t afford shoes

Dan likes to wait until last to get on a plane, so we don’t have to get up a million times. (We try to get aisle/middle seats)