Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 03, 2023

That’s like toilet paper in early 2000.

There should be good for about a week

There should be a per person limit aimed specifically at Drabble.

I live in a senior community. Nobody tricK or treats here. YAY!

What do you mean “already”? The Halloween candy has been out since August.

I put off buying my Halloween candy until a day or two before the holiday.

Witness protection for Ralph?

And yet he’s still alive. His wife will be a widow before TOO long, though

Ralph the Halloween candy hoarder!

There was one guy during the pandemic that had hundreds of packs of toilet roll stashed in his house. When the pandemic ended he tried to sell them back to the stores, but they told him to sod off. Quite right!

Finally the candy tripe

It will be fresher if you wait.

And he will still need to buy candy for Halloween!

The bags of candy look like socks.

Candyholic?

You got Drabbled.

Eating that much candy would cause one to ralph.

I still see seven bags/boxes on the shelves, he needs to go back and squeeze those into his cart

I had plenty of toilet paper. It’s an easy way to get points. The way my store works is you get no points until you get 100. Then no more until you get 200. And so on. At the end of the month what you have is all you will get for that month.

Ralph needs to check his a1c.

Just you and me, Ralph. Although I usually only clear out the Reese’s Peanut Butter section.

I think that one person at the beginning must be new the neighborhood.

And that’s just for him.