Agnes by Tony Cochran for October 17, 2023

The squeaky joint gets the oil.

what’s that … a made-in-China Frankenstein ?

Thanks, but no thanks Trout.

Unfortunately, Agnes, getting old is not a choice. We all get there someday, that’s if we are lucky.

Once upon a time, I thought “getting old” jokes were funny. Of course, that was over sixty years ago…

Getting old isn’t for the weak. Prepare to groan every time you get up from your chair to go get something.

Accept the reality , Agnes. You’ll learn to ignore the funny sounds when you reach the right age.

A little WD-40 should do the trick

Surely Trout’s mother isn’t 80

“Up into her hat”?? Lord, I don’t even want to know how that would work. :-)

Could be tears of laughter if she has a sense of humor. Without one you’re doomed!

ROAR!!! Lol

oh, man. now you tell me that you can tuck wrinkles away…