Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for October 05, 2023

Not knowing how to drive has never stopped half of the people on the road.

Feast where you are. No need to drive off with the truck and pumpkins.

My suggestion is: “Grab and run” ☺

Ask the squirrels from Crabgrass for assistance.

I agree with the deer…the thought of Murphy behind the wheel would scare me to death as well!

I’m waiting for one of the deer to say ‘yes but I can’t do stick.’

The local news just showed a story of a car thief that got shot by the car owner because the thief could not get away. Seems he could not drive a stick shift.

Meemaw’s strategic parking methods.

Eat em’ fast,they’re the fastest rotting fruit alive

I am about to give my Granddaughter an old pickup. She lives several hours north of me, and some friends from her town have agreed to trailer it up to her. She gets her driver’s license in another week. I have made sure it is running and safe. But I have told her that once it is up there, she is responsible for all of the costs. I don’t think she realizes that at about $6 per gallon (gas price in CA) it will cost about $100 to fill the tank.

Pasquale and his Guardian Angel (in secret identity mode, of course) will take care of that.

Driving may not be hard— if you could start it.

A squirrel and his dream.

Do a google search there squirrel.

The deer are the only ones with legs long enough to depress the clutch.