In Security by Bea R. for November 17, 2023

Say “Good bye”.

Shoot ‘em, Sam. Put ’em out of their pain. They’ll never get any better after dropping all that Orange Sunshine with Timothy Leary in Laguna Beach during the Summer of Love. Their brains melted and ran out their ears.

You want your safe space? Go back in your trailer and to the Rockies with your goats and vegan cheese. (I’m Californian, which is as blue as it gets, and even I think these idiots are too much!!)

The only way this could get worse is if Sam’s parents turn out to get along nicely with Sedine’s.

I would kick both of them out.

They need to take a “chill pill” and get over it!

How do they ever leave the house?

Sure, ma – safe space right outside. (Then locks the door behind them.)