Cows are vegan. Therefore human vegans’ farts smell even worse because human digestion leaves much more vegetable matter undigested. Of course, vegan households are oblivious to their own stench since they are constantly surrounded by it, just like sheep ranchers can’t smell the potent stink of their own livestock.
Yeah, this was back when vegans just wanted the moral high ground to feel superior. These days, the vegans I know don’t act like this and just simply suggest products that taste very close to what I eat to better my health, not because of moral or humanitarian reasons. They’re still out there, though…
allen@home 12 months ago
How does the kid know how evil cow farts taste like ?
danketaz Premium Member 12 months ago
That’s how you know it’s vegan.
jonnytest 12 months ago
Cows are vegan. Therefore human vegans’ farts smell even worse because human digestion leaves much more vegetable matter undigested. Of course, vegan households are oblivious to their own stench since they are constantly surrounded by it, just like sheep ranchers can’t smell the potent stink of their own livestock.
TwilightFaze 12 months ago
Yeah, this was back when vegans just wanted the moral high ground to feel superior. These days, the vegans I know don’t act like this and just simply suggest products that taste very close to what I eat to better my health, not because of moral or humanitarian reasons. They’re still out there, though…
jrankin1959 12 months ago
SO WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WANT FROM SANTA, KID?!?!?!?
hk Premium Member 12 months ago
Two stomachs and teeth to chew. Our bodies aren’t made to be vegan.
Rick Smith Premium Member 12 months ago
Are cow farts really evil?