Strange Brew by John Deering for October 07, 2023

Fig. 1: Speaking through pursed lips.

Next week, you will be shoes.

Not as bad as yours.

My week was uneventful.

I’m just saying dear, you look a little “bagged” today.

I don’t know about you, but I’m bagged!

Oh man. Is this what online shopping and dating has come to? Bring me another Gatorade.

Just flew back from New York and they put me in Coach!

He always dates before he predates.

I visited my grandparents in Miami Beach over Christmas vacation in 1958. In souvenir shops one of the standard items was stuffed caymans. They were just the right size to put on your desk or coffee table. Other alligatorish novelty items were available too.

’50s era Mad Men eyeglass frames?