Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for October 04, 2023

Canned pumpkins are the worst. I like mine fresh.

Oh, just let go!!!

I saw 28oz canned pumpkin at the supermarket for $6.99 – the world has gone insane!

So now he can take his canned offerings to the bank…

What Lil says. Any pumpkin named Orville

deserves canning …!

“He was in the Communications Industry. Now he’s Com-Post…”

( –‸ლ)

oh spicey

boy, had to ask what “canned” meant (fired)

She said don’t!

I suppose it’s like “blowing wind”…hard to hold it in sometimes!

orville should’ve tried harder to squash those bad impulses…

Boo! :D

and if he got fired in the bathroom he’d be canned in the can

I once canned a pumpkin – it definitely looked a little squashed