Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for November 03, 2023

It identifies as a cat toy. Don’t be speciesist.

My granddaughter’s cat didn’t like a toy, so they gave it to my budgies. They love it!

You keep Snoopy out of this!

My cats play with everything. They can amuse themselves with leaves.

No more purrs for him.

We bought our dog a long leathery chew thing. I asked the clerk what it was. She scowled at me and said it was a bull’s pen!s.

SOLUTION: get rid of the cat and get a dog. Problem solved

Do they make a bone that resembles a mouse?

Cats are MUCH smarter than you,er,know…..

(Husband to wife)" “Clara, what happened to the dessert? It’s all over the floor.” “I know. I threw it at the cat.” “Clara, we don’t have a cat.” Pause. Clara: “Well…that explains that.” (From “No, Honestly”, one of my very favorite Brit comedies.